Is everyone finished with their illicit drug use~? ♥

Really, I've had enough of drugs. Having spent one's lifetime drowning in medication tends to make it tiresome~, even if painkillers do have their benefits. ♥

However, there is still nothing like feeling the pain, na? Sharp and hot and de~li~cious. ♥Enough of that ( Read more... )

Ah, so many fans came to say hello~! It really is wonderful~ to live the life of a famous star. ♥

But today, I feel a compulsion to take a quiz on the internet~! ♥

You Are Chili Peppers
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Oh, it's this again, is it~?

Come one, come all~! ♥

Take your photographs! Let me sign autographs~! ♥

Bask in the glory of the magnificent homunculus,

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[See a Papillon in the bathtub full of green beer, spraying a lathery jet of said alcoholic beverage from the shower head onto his hair.]

How wonderful~! ♥
Did you, ci~ti~zens, know that beer is good for the hair~?

I shall revel in the natural conditioner~! ♥

Not to mention that it is delicious~! ♥ I do love the green color~! So vibrant!


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A day for poetry~, is it? Let me recite one that is appropriate:

Do not stand by my grave and weep ( Read more... )

♫ Memory~
All alone in the moonlight~ ♫

What a crescendo . . . or a decrescendo for most!

Tsk-tsk~! ♥ I don't need memories to remind me of how wonderful I am, because it is a fact that I am~! And oh, to wallow in mi~ser~y. I'm done with that.

Tsk-tsk-tsk~! The City is being na~ughty, isn't it? ♥

I need something new to do. I am thinking of ( Read more... )

Why~ would people waste time with such trite ways of establishing conversa~tion? Is it truly that difficult?

All I need to do is speak, or strut, and the world will listen~! ♥

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Now that that bout of irritability is over, I am back to my usual elegant~ self, as always~! ♥ The City, however, has taken to more strangeness~! ♥

There is a shower of

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Now that that is over, I find myself stricken with another curse.

Today, I don a woman's kimono. How traditional. This place grows more and more trite each day. While kimono can be elegant and stylish, they remind me too much of the traditional, human life I once lead. I do prefer my exquisite catsuit.

At least it is a lovely shade of red. ♥Now. ( Read more... )